
So Tony apparently looked 12 when he was a rookie, Pop wasn’t always 90 years old, Timmy had a baby ‘fro and Manu, well, insert random hair loss joke here. You are amazing, internet. Never change. Just like the Spurs’ jerseys. Read more »
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So Tony apparently looked 12 when he was a rookie, Pop wasn’t always 90 years old, Timmy had a baby ‘fro and Manu, well, insert random hair loss joke here. You are amazing, internet. Never change. Just like the Spurs’ jerseys. Read more »

The Heat vs. the Spurs in the Finals. Folks, this is basketball porn! You have the Spurs, the most collectively intuitive team I have seen in basketball since the Alaska Milkmen of the PBA in the 90′s. They operate like a machine, with the intertwined natural basketball instincts of its guards [...] Read more »

Okidokes folks. We’ve voted for our starters out East and West. In fairness to us all, we did a good job. No Jeremy Lin pulling a Yao Ming and just getting in plainly because of the Asian vote, no big-name washout making it in Allen Iverson-style. Ten dudes who actually [...] Read more »

BOOBIE: Kobe’s shitface should be enough for our NBA intro. ROBI: Enough of Kobe’s shitface. Let’s turn our heads and forecast what’s in store for the year that will be. 3 Agree or Disagree predictions for the NBA. Whatcha got Boobs? 2013 NBA PREDICTIONS 1. BOOBIE: I’m sure this doesn’t come from [...] Read more »

David Stern just fined the San Antonio Spurs $250,000 dollars for resting some tired veterans on the 4th game in 5 nights. Now two of those veterans, Tim Duncan and Tony Parker, who are nowhere near Stern’s Christmas list to begin with, are about to get in another sh*tload of [...] Read more »